HARD ROCK CAFE (PENN QUARTER, DC)

THE WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS TOUR @ HARD ROCK CAFE (PENN QUARTER DC)

with SHELLEY KIM , MAHMOUD JABER , MZ. SIN , BRANDON MOORE and ROXXY HAZE

Comedian, writer, rapper, gamer, cosplayer and general force of nature Roxxy Haze stops through the DMV on her national tour for a weekend of laughs featuring Brandon Moore, Shelley Kim, and hosted by Mz. Sin.

3 Chances to laugh

Saturday Night @ DAVE & BUSTERS (ARUNDEL MILLS) 6:30PM & 8:30PM

Sunday Afternoon @ HARD ROCK CAFE (PENN QUARTER DC) 5:00PM


SHELLEY KIM

Shelley Kim is a comedian, producer, and content creator based in Washington DC. A rising star, Shelley has been featured in the Washingtonian and “The Art of Comedy” on PBS and “Comedy in the Capital” on CBS. The Washington Post also listed her as one of the “10 Funniest Comedians Working in D.C. right now.” She has performed with national headliners including Ramy Youssef, Todd Barry, Dulce Sloan, and Judah Friedlander. Most recently, Shelley opened for Roy Wood Jr. and Jordan Klepper on their sold-out “America: For the Last Time” tour.


MAHMOUD JABER

Mahmoud is a writer and comedian based in Washington, DC. He first took to the stage in Beirut in 2019 and, since then, has been dishonoring his family with his biting blend of silly wordplay and personal storytelling. He was a regular at Awk.word Comedy's showcase and today performs around the DMV, most recently as part of Rola Z's Funny Arabs troupe. He also wrote this bio in the third person.



MZ. SIN

Standup Comic, Producer, Writer, Entertainer, Entrepreneur


BRANDON MOORE

Brandon Moore has been performing in the Washington DC, Maryland & Virginia area for the past almost ten years. Through his years of performing Brandon has opened for Faizon Love, Mark Curry, Jamie Kennedy, Chris Kattan, Marc Price & Kevin Farley. In January 2017, Brandon started producing show as one of the Co-Producers/Co-Founder of Broken Mic Comedy. He never fails in keeping the laughs coming and making the audience feel comfortable with his personal approach. He is fun to watch and has a stage presence that is second to none.


ROXXY HAZE

Roxxy Haze is a multi-hyphenate entertainer known for her stand-up comedy, rap, cosplay, gaming, and content creation. Originally from Houston and now based in Los Angeles, Roxxy blends humor, creativity, and nostalgia across everything she does. She’s appeared on All Def, OWN, Amazon Prime, and BET, and has partnered with major brands like NASA, Crunchyroll, DC Comics, and Fortnite.

As a performer, Roxxy Haze delivers stand-up comedy and live music and has toured nationally and performed on major stages, conventions, and festivals, including the Laugh Factory, Improv Houston, DreamCon, Anime Impusle, BlerdCon, and more. Roxxy has been featured on BET’s Churchy with KevOnStage, Black People Don’t Do Improv, Keep Your Distance Vol. 17, and Omar Gooding’s Funny AF.

06/22/2025 5:00 PM

Door Time: 4:00 PM

Other Showtimes

UNDER 18 PERMITTED WITH PARENT OR LEGAL GUARDIAN

Event Details

We offer two fantastic shows to fit your schedule!

  • Early Show: Doors open at 6:00pm, with comedy kicking off at 6:30pm. 
  • Late Show: Doors open at 8:00pm, and the laughter begins at 8:30pm.

We recommend arriving early to ensure you get a good seat, order food and drinks, and have time to settle in before the laughs begin. Feel free to come early or stick around after the show to challenge your friends to some arcade games, billiards, or hoops.

Venue and Parking Information

Located at Arundel Mills Mall in Hanover, MD, 7000 Arundel Mills Cir, Hanover, MD 21076  the venue is easily accessible but gets crowded Saturday evening. We recommend arriving early to find parking. Your best options are behind the movie theater or, if needed, the Live! Casino garage a short walk away. Arundel Mills is also well-served by public transportation, including convenient light rail and bus connections.

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Comedian, writer, rapper, gamer, cosplayer and general force of nature Roxxy Haze stops through the DMV on her national tour for a weekend of laughs featuring Brandon Moore, Shelley Kim, and hosted by Mz. Sin.

3 Chances to laugh

Saturday Night @ DAVE & BUSTERS (ARUNDEL MILLS) 6:30PM & 8:30PM

Sunday Afternoon @ HARD ROCK CAFE (PENN QUARTER DC) 5:00PM

SHELLEY KIM


Shelley Kim is a comedian, producer, and content creator based in Washington DC. A rising star, Shelley has been featured in the Washingtonian and “The Art of Comedy” on PBS and “Comedy in the Capital” on CBS. The Washington Post also listed her as one of the “10 Funniest Comedians Working in D.C. right now.” She has performed with national headliners including Ramy Youssef, Todd Barry, Dulce Sloan, and Judah Friedlander. Most recently, Shelley opened for Roy Wood Jr. and Jordan Klepper on their sold-out “America: For the Last Time” tour.

MAHMOUD JABER


Mahmoud is a writer and comedian based in Washington, DC. He first took to the stage in Beirut in 2019 and, since then, has been dishonoring his family with his biting blend of silly wordplay and personal storytelling. He was a regular at Awk.word Comedy's showcase and today performs around the DMV, most recently as part of Rola Z's Funny Arabs troupe. He also wrote this bio in the third person.


MZ. SIN


Standup Comic, Producer, Writer, Entertainer, Entrepreneur

BRANDON MOORE


Brandon Moore has been performing in the Washington DC, Maryland & Virginia area for the past almost ten years. Through his years of performing Brandon has opened for Faizon Love, Mark Curry, Jamie Kennedy, Chris Kattan, Marc Price & Kevin Farley. In January 2017, Brandon started producing show as one of the Co-Producers/Co-Founder of Broken Mic Comedy. He never fails in keeping the laughs coming and making the audience feel comfortable with his personal approach. He is fun to watch and has a stage presence that is second to none.

ROXXY HAZE


Roxxy Haze is a multi-hyphenate entertainer known for her stand-up comedy, rap, cosplay, gaming, and content creation. Originally from Houston and now based in Los Angeles, Roxxy blends humor, creativity, and nostalgia across everything she does. She’s appeared on All Def, OWN, Amazon Prime, and BET, and has partnered with major brands like NASA, Crunchyroll, DC Comics, and Fortnite.

As a performer, Roxxy Haze delivers stand-up comedy and live music and has toured nationally and performed on major stages, conventions, and festivals, including the Laugh Factory, Improv Houston, DreamCon, Anime Impusle, BlerdCon, and more. Roxxy has been featured on BET’s Churchy with KevOnStage, Black People Don’t Do Improv, Keep Your Distance Vol. 17, and Omar Gooding’s Funny AF.